Gabriel Garnica
Betancourt Rescue Shows Why Democrats are Clueless on Colombia
MichNews.com-- The rescue of former Colombian presidential candidate Ingrid Betancourt and three U.S. military contractors, without a shot being fired, by that country’s military intelligence agents brings to light just how mindless Democrats are when it comes to dealing with Colombia and its effective leader.
Jul 3, 2008, 21:54
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Gabriel Garnica
Gloucester H.S. Pregnancy Pact & Its Coverage Tell The Whole Story
MichNews.com-- The recent story regarding a so-called ‘pregnancy pact” among at least 18 girls at Gloucester H.S. in Massachusetts and the media’s coverage of the situation tells us all that we have to know about this society’s moral and social mess.
Jun 25, 2008, 13:24
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Gabriel Garnica
Tim Russert's Life and Death Carry Key Lessons
MichNews.com-- We are all guilty of it. In fact, we are so steeped in the daily grind that the most common tactic we fall into is taking just about everything for granted. Every once in a while, somebody like Tim Russert comes along who helps us synchronize our hearts and minds to what really matters.
Jun 17, 2008, 18:47
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Gabriel Garnica
Recipe For Hillary Foot-In-Mouth Pie 50% Lies, 50% Poorly Chosen Words & Stir Until Pathetic
MichNews.com-- This is not about Barack Obama being a better choice than Hillary Clinton. Lord knows both options are poor ones for our nation. This about a candidate who has managed to let an opponent like Obama off the hook so many times as to evoke humor. True, the Illinois flash has some charisma. Yes, the media is simply giddy with its new groom. Clearly, the Obama campaign has proven that “change” is this sad generation’s version of “Four Score and Seven Years Ago”.
May 30, 2008, 18:21
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Gabriel Garnica
Now I Have Heard Everything: Planned Parenthood Honors Mother's Day?
MichNews.com-- They say that if you live long enough, you will see just about anything that human beings are capable of, good and bad, but I firmly believe we have just gone beyond reality.
May 19, 2008, 08:42
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Gabriel Garnica
Pathetic Liberals Try To Sell Madison Avenue as a Biblical Road
MichNews.com-- Anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see that liberals’ latest self-portrait is that of a fervently faithful lot living the Bible at every turn. In typical fashion, however, liberals are living and spinning those pages of Scripture to suit their superficial and selective purposes, with absurd results.
May 7, 2008, 09:43
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Gabriel Garnica
Hillary, Obama and Katie Enter a Bar and ...
MichNews.com-- Sometimes I feel as if I am watching a cheap soap opera these days, with characters stumbling and falling all over themselves in a pathetic effort to seem relevant.
Apr 22, 2008, 13:38
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Gabriel Garnica
Looking Through The Republican-Democrat Looking-Glass
MichNews.com-- Every student of literature recognizes Alice’s looking-glass as a portal to comical absurdity, literary nonsense and odd contrasts, including a world of opposites.
Apr 10, 2008, 14:11
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Gabriel Garnica
Live, From New York, It's Hillary Clinton!
MichNews.com-- Anyone who has watched NBC’s Saturday Night Live (SNL) lately cannot help but notice its fawning adoration of Hillary Clinton. What viewers might not realize, however, is another, unwitting connection between Saturday Night Live and Hillary.
Apr 3, 2008, 16:21
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Gabriel Garnica
Democrats' Nominee Choice is Pathetic Either Way
MichNews.com-- The more you think about it, the more absurd the Democrats’ two options for Presidential Nominee become. On one hand, you have Al Sharpton after Weight Watchers and a Harvard education wearing a tuxedo and, on the other hand, you have the Fairy Godmother ready to tell another fable to her adoring, naïve fans.
Mar 27, 2008, 21:15
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Gabriel Garnica
Hillary's Three- Step Waltz To The Nomination
MichNews.com-- The numbers and common sense dictate that the Democratic Party’s nomination process will come down to the wire, with Hillary Clinton employing a three-step strategy very consistent with her nature and background.
Mar 13, 2008, 09:10
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Gabriel Garnica
When Looking For Sense From Chavez, Hugo Nowhere
MichNews.com-- The current flap between Venezuela and Colombia is really yet another confrontation between Hugo Chavez and The United States. As such, it is another reminder of just how absurd, hypocritical and foolish this tyrant really is.
Mar 6, 2008, 14:03
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Gabriel Garnica
Clemens Hearing Shows Why The GOP is Such A Mess
MichNews.com-- Hell has officially frozen over. I once told a friend that I disagree with the way Democrats do things so often that I was beginning to think that hell would have to freeze over before I would ever favor Democrats over Republicans in any situation involving both. Well, the just concluded hearings of The House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform involving steroids use in baseball provided made hell look like the North Pole for me.
Feb 15, 2008, 10:50
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Gabriel Garnica
Giants' Super Bowl Victory Has Many Lessons
MichNews.com-- At a time when our national debate includes those with a cowardly, passive approach to national defense, those ready to rationalize and spin away personal responsibility, those who champion selfishness and arrogance and those who are more concerned with their agenda than our nation’s future, most of our country sat down to watch a classic lesson that encourages a better approach. Super Bowl XLII may well go down as the best Super Bowl yet, and not just because of the wonderful things that happened on the field.
Feb 7, 2008, 09:42
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Gabriel Garnica
Planned Parenthood's Unsolicited Fiction Mailing
MichNews.com-- It is not very often that I laugh out loud when receiving mail, but Planned Parenthood gave me that experience last week. They mailed a letter to my household that read more like a delusional fiction missive than the pathetic request for a donation that it shamelessly was. What made me laugh, of course, is the ludicrous irony I held in my hand. Here we have the world’s chief abortion advocacy group, dubbed “Abortion Central” by the Wall Street Journal, whose percent share of the abortions committed has quadrupled in the last 20 years, sending my home a letter espousing its noble deeds and mission and asking for my money. As the dark anniversary of Roe v. Wade approached, I realized that this pathetic mailing crystallized the entire abortion industry and lobby’s surreal delusion regarding what it does and this nation’s perception of what it does.
Jan 22, 2008, 10:21
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Gabriel Garnica
Hillary Hoodwinks Hampshire With Tears for Fears
MichNews.com-- One of my favorite comedy films is The Court Jester starring Danny Kaye as a bungling jester who somehow becomes a hero saving a kingdom by protecting and preserving the rightful heir to the throne, an infant, against the clutches of those evil men who have murdered the heir’s entire family. Perhaps the most famous line in that film is uttered repeatedly in a hilarious exchange between Kaye and actress Mildred Natwick. Trying to remember the rhyme informing him of which cup holds poison, Kaye struggles to recall that “The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!"
Jan 14, 2008, 00:08
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Gabriel Garnica
Benazir Bhutto Was The Anti-Hillary
MichNews.com-- The recent murder of Benazir Bhutto reminds us that unique, transcendental leaders are hard to find, and that we never fully appreciate them until they are gone or, as often happens, they are taken from us. That being said, it occurs to me that the only thing that Benazir Bhutto and Hillary Clinton had in common is that both have been female political leaders. After that, however, the comparison dilutes quite rapidly.
Jan 2, 2008, 18:02
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Gabriel Garnica
Gift Ideas for Liberals You Know
MichNews.com-- I know the feeling; you are running around looking for those perfect gifts that will not be a waste of your money and time and end up in the garbage. Since this is the time of year for charity, I know that you have some liberal friends on your list, so here are a few humble gift ideas for you to consider as you try to find that special something for your friends who are “left”.
Dec 21, 2007, 11:56
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Gabriel Garnica
What The Next Hillary Campaign Stop Might Sound Like...
MichNews.com-- In light of recent allegations regarding people being planted by the Hillary campaign to ask pre-selected, designed and politically targeted questions, expect this exchange at her next campaign stop.
Nov 15, 2007, 15:48
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Gabriel Garnica
Bella Reminds Us of Hollywood's Despicable Bias
MichNews.com-- Much of the public may not be aware of it, but a touching film opened in theatres around the country the weekend before Halloween and proceeded to record the highest per screen box office in drama worldwide this year in its opening week. It took home the highest average box office per screen of any film in the world last Sunday, while placing number two overall for Friday and Saturday box office receipts last weekend. Such success would normally be well-documented in Hollywood circles, but this film is in Hollywood circles about as firmly as was The Passion of The Christ.
Nov 6, 2007, 14:36
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